probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this
“You know, the old cliché of write what you know about, it took me twenty years to write what I know about on this record. It’s not as easy as it sounds.”
“C'mon Olympians it’s bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!”
wtf is the “weight of one person”?
they’re acting like some of the athletes aren’t 95lbs and others 300lbs+
Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive
this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol
I am in borderline tears that the anti fuck beds are fake. This was supposed to be the highlight of my July
The wealthy benefit the most from climate nihilism more than anyone else. Oil companies would prefer we didn’t believe anything was happening at all but they’d also benefit from everyone thinking that we’re all doomed and there’s nothing that can be done about it.
making out while it’s raining outside. the sounds of water drops. kisses. gentle whispers. heart beating faster and faster. fingers running thru the hair. thunderstorms. loud sighs and blushy cheeks.
